Storyteller Of Struggles Gifts

Emigrant Sisyphus

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Kirsten Johnson

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'Like it? I LOVED it! The narrative gripped me from the first sentence and didn't let go until the final, heart-stopping page! And the CHARACTERS! Without question, Harris, this is the finest year-end financial report you've ever written!'

Baby Bear.

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

Reading

Mephistopheles

Gag - a graphic novel

Young Stephen King

"Dear Mom and Dad: Thanks for the happy childhood. You've destroyed any chance I had of becoming a writer."

Purple Fairy

Ted knew he had a bestseller. Now all he had to do was fill the middle bits in.

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

My Prince.

The Battle of the Pictures.

'Well, that brings us up to my third birthday...'

"I'm going to read a statement and then I'll take questions.''

'Of course, it's your business, but I wouldn't ever start a resume with 'Once upon a time in a land far far away!''

"She then bit into the poison apple, hoping it would fend off the hostile takeover."

"You know, it's a picture book. Needless to say, it doesn't have a lot of narrative scope."

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

"I maried an author so I guess you could say I met Mr. Write."

'Personally, I think your idea of writing nursery rhymes is dumb, Mother.'

"It's baaaack!"