Storyteller Of Life's Journey Gifts

'Well, that brings us up to my third birthday...'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Kirsten Johnson

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'Like it? I LOVED it! The narrative gripped me from the first sentence and didn't let go until the final, heart-stopping page! And the CHARACTERS! Without question, Harris, this is the finest year-end financial report you've ever written!'

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

Updated fairy tales - "Cinderella." Dating Service. It's not often we get a client looking for a specific shoe size.

We're looking for a quiet neighborhood where everyone feeds us because they all believe we belong to them.

Baby Bear.

Reading

Mephistopheles

Gag - a graphic novel

Young Stephen King

"Dear Mom and Dad: Thanks for the happy childhood. You've destroyed any chance I had of becoming a writer."

Ted knew he had a bestseller. Now all he had to do was fill the middle bits in.

Purple Fairy

Snow white and the aliens.

The Battle of the Pictures.

Noah Sent and Received the First Tweet

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

My Prince.

'Of course, it's your business, but I wouldn't ever start a resume with 'Once upon a time in a land far far away!''

"She then bit into the poison apple, hoping it would fend off the hostile takeover."

"You know, it's a picture book. Needless to say, it doesn't have a lot of narrative scope."

'Personally, I think your idea of writing nursery rhymes is dumb, Mother.'

"I maried an author so I guess you could say I met Mr. Write."

"It's baaaack!"

J.B. Priestley.

Humpty Dumpty: THE LATER YEARS. . .

"Oh, great. Humble Beginnings."

"The stories are false. The names are real to stimulate sales."

'Dear Dairy, Well... I met someone, and I think she could be Mrs. Alright.'