Screen Struggle Story Pillows

"Isn't this view amazing."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Internet Cafe.

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'

"I as a multitasker, which lead to being a multiscreener."

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

'Remember you asked me to turn around the business!'

"You never finish your screenplay, but you do achieve fuller, thicker hair."

Chairs read 'Director (movie)' and 'Director (sycophantic DVD extras)'.

'Hi Luv. . .I'm at the Grand national, you never really liked our house did you?'

"I'm going somewhere without cell service because I'm incapable of turning my phone off myself."

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

"Only another thousand points up and I'm even, honey."

'Sorry about dinner, honey...ever since your dad was laid off work we've been trying to figure out new ways to make dinner.'

'Once, I was searching the market for stocks. Nowadays, I'm searching the parc for sticks...'

'I wish I had my money back...'

"We never have any money! Just my luck to marry a window washer."

The anti-social network: 'In other words, you want to help the internet blow itself up.'

'You know sooner or later they'll notice you've replaced your monitor with a portable TV.'

'I've solved the problem of oil or gas heat...We can't afford either.'

"I'm not sure. He either disappeared during 'Days Of Our Lives' or 'General Hospital'."

"That time facebook went down for a few hours isn't that big a deal. Little buddy!"

"My nest-egg money was working for me okay. . . until took early retirement."

'Quick, Lassie, our credit cards are maxed! Get help!'

'I used my tax refund to file for bankruptcy.'

'My boy friend is having a hard time finding work -- he may have to sell his earring.'

"Can we just wait until they make the film?"

All my assets are tied up in debt.

"A shoulder to lean on? I'd prefer a hand to take up a loan from..."