Screen Stare Champ Pillows

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

Inclusive speech

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

Taking a peek at the audience

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

Jack Gleeson

Eric Clapton.

Ladies

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

Internet Cafe.

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

Doctor Bartolo

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics! (Published originally on February 9, 2013).

I can't wait 'til her tryouts for "Cats" are over.

We never got anything done around here until we invented verbs.

Mu-ther!! Pu-lease! I already have cleaned my room. I vant to be left alone! So when are the drama club auditions? Everyday.

Von Trapp family masks

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

Who's torturing a crow? I'm practicing my play. It's art! Which opens your mind to life's important questions. Right. Like what is art? Or do we need little brothers?

Bow

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

The Masked Singer

ALMOST SLEEPING BEAUTY

Computer spying.

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

Don't put your daughter on the stage Mrs Worthington.

Drama is the highest form of culture. It combines literature, art and music

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

"Here's a little song I wrote in prison. Actually, I was at Motor Vehicle renewing my license, but it SEEMED like prison."

The Poet.

Dog picturing himself on stage.

Bird on phone: 'Hold on, I have caw waiting.'