Screen Perfectionist Pillows

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The Computer Bore

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

Bullseye!

Homo Gamus

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

'Our expenses have decreased 20 per cent since we started refilling our own ink jet cartridges.'

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

'This Power Point slide has a dynamic layout comparing reading scores throughout the district, which you would have seen if I remembered to bring a spare projection bulb.

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.'

"This painting will make you so famous that you won't be able to walk down the street without being recognised."

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

"Well, no wonder you can't think! There's your brain over there on the floor!"

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'I'm at that awkward age when I can't read my own handwriting. Do they teach penmanship in college?'

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

'I like the plot, but are all those nude scenes really necessary?'

Social lens of the photojournalist

Writer's Block Next 10 Miles

"Page 33, line 4..."

"Now you can send it."

Nancy had written more pages, but Andrew had stacked his more neatly.

"Don't make me look fat!"

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."