Scouting Humorist Gifts

"So is this what they mean by 'High Adventure'."

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Cat in a tank...

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Punt Cake

Football Chameleon

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

Alternative fielding positions

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Trojan Hurdler.

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

Inflatable Duck Boat

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

'If I'd known these programs were going to be so fake - I'd be psychic!'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'You wanted a speedy trial, so I'm sentencing you to a swift kick.'

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

'Does my bum look big in this?'

Footballer kicking his own brain.

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."