Scouting Comedian Gifts

"Hmm. I don't believe there is a fill body version of a tied-seat harness."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Cat in a tank...

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Do it yourself books.

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

Inflatable Duck Boat

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

'If I'd known these programs were going to be so fake - I'd be psychic!'

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

'Does my bum look big in this?'

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

French Army knife

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

"Did you call for a Medic?"

'...and this is the Mess.'

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

'At last! Some decent kit.'

At a Country House

'It's been five years since leaving Iraq and I'm still getting the sand out my ears.'

Banting in the Yeomanry

Champions biting their medals

'Can I see your license,please?'

"...They must be poor catchers, there's two men behind the plate."