Scouting Comedian Prints

"Hmm. I don't believe there is a fill body version of a tied-seat harness."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

Cat in a tank...

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

Do it yourself books.

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Inflatable Duck Boat

'If I'd known these programs were going to be so fake - I'd be psychic!'

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

'...and this is the Mess.'

French Army knife

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

'Does the hunter I just ate make me look fat?'

'Does my bum look big in this?'

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

"Did you call for a Medic?"

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

'At last! Some decent kit.'

At a Country House

Banting in the Yeomanry

'Can I see your license,please?'

Champions biting their medals

'It's been five years since leaving Iraq and I'm still getting the sand out my ears.'

You'll understand after you see him pitch.