Scottish Independence Enthusiast Pillows

Alex Salmond's Welcome to Scotland.

'Thank-you God.'

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

'Och lye the news'

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

Scientist seen on loch.

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Scot holding a heart.

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

Caber

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

Loch Ness Monster

Welcome to Scotland...

Scot country dancing,

Robert Burns

'Another Scotch?'

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

Where Scottish milk comes from.

William Wallace and Gromit

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

"A deep-fried bone is taking it too far!"

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

'Excuse me, what do you wear under your kilt?' - 'Shoes and socks.'

Happy Valentine's Day!

Theatrical awards - "And the award for 'Best Support' goes to Jock Strap."

Loch Ness Monster Submits Vote For 'Aye'