Scottish Independence Enthusiast Pillows

Alex Salmond's Welcome to Scotland.

'Thank-you God.'

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

'Och lye the news'

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

Scientist seen on loch.

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

Caber

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

Scot holding a heart.

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

Welcome to Scotland...

Loch Ness Monster

Robert Burns

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

'Another Scotch?'

Where Scottish milk comes from.

Scot country dancing,

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

"A deep-fried bone is taking it too far!"

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

Theatrical awards - "And the award for 'Best Support' goes to Jock Strap."

Happy Valentine's Day!

'Excuse me, what do you wear under your kilt?' - 'Shoes and socks.'

Loch Ness Monster Submits Vote For 'Aye'

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"