Scorpion Wrangler Gifts

The recession begins to effect pet owners.

"Excuse me Mr. Plumber, my son just called, please be careful not to disturb his genetically altered aquatic scorpion colony."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

The First Martian Dog.

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

"What did you download at school today?"

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

King kong 5 G.

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

Cow Pilot.

Automation of Security

"It's good you feel ready to confront your demons. Unfortunately, they're reluctant to face you."

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

'Did you want me, boss?'

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

"Today is the day I start the new me!"

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

Parental Training Course

Steve Irwin.

Snake Dress-Up

Zoom Rodeos

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'

Two robots are playing table football.

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"