Scissor Wizard Gifts

"Can I help you?"

"Be creative...!"

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Candle Portraits.

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Texturing the Walls

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

A great new year (for cartoonists).

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"Could you hold off clipping your coupons until I've finished reading the paper?"

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

'It just needs tidying up a bit.'

"Wait. Let me have one more try."

'Have no fear - I'll have the project completed for you in no time.'

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'