Scissor Wizard Pillows

"Can I help you?"

"Be creative...!"

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Candle Portraits.

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Texturing the Walls

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

George Martin

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

A great new year (for cartoonists).

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

"Could you hold off clipping your coupons until I've finished reading the paper?"

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

'Have no fear - I'll have the project completed for you in no time.'

'It just needs tidying up a bit.'

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

"Wait. Let me have one more try."

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'