Scientific Advisor Gifts

'I'm training him to be a scientific advisor.'

"Bear with me. It's a rapidly evolving situation."

"Why are you bring that?"

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Nation-building never works."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

Ethics exam cheater.

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

UK/US Free Trade Deal

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

Mario Draghi

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

"Then we have an unspoken agreement?"

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

Continuing education.

'How many times have I told to seize the day before it seizes you?'

USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe

'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'

G7 Summit Concern

US and the EU

We need a Europe of U-turns.

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for the day. Teach a man to fish and you can charge a consulting fee."

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

Two Ways out of Iraq.

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

"Just go with the workflow."

Finally I understand why it's called 'Higher Education!'

'What I have to do first?!'

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"