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Radical Think Tank

Ethics exam cheater.

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"Then we have an unspoken agreement?"

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Continuing education.

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

'How many times have I told to seize the day before it seizes you?'

'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for the day. Teach a man to fish and you can charge a consulting fee."

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"Just go with the workflow."

Finally I understand why it's called 'Higher Education!'

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

"'Procreate'! I've climbed all this way to hear that the meaning of life is 'procreate'?!"

Death to the Extremists

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

"Remember, Man of good Sense not here to do work on your behalf. Man of good Sense only here to help you on strategic level until you wise enough to overcome recession."

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

Teacher has two boxes: "Book Smart" and "Street Smart"

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"Really? a frikkin' math question?"

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

"All the celebrities come here."

"I can definitely give you my two cents, Sir – just let me know how you want it: Bitcoin, Paypal, or Venmo."