Science Satire Enthusiasts Gifts

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

"I'm going to get you fired."

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

"The blood test will take a couple of days, but I'm pretty sure it's just ketchup."

"Today in class we're going to create a physics teacher."

"Not guilty by reason of genetic determinism, Your Honor."

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

So You've Cloned Yourself

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

"I'll tell you, mock jury duty beats cancer testing."

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

"It's an interdimensional portal that can facilitate travel across both space and time... but we mostly use it for storage."