Science And Mysticism Fan T-Shirts

'Know your future - palmistry, tarot cards, DNA screening'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

Think Tank

"I'm going to get you fired."

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

"Actually, not all roses are red. Sometimes they're white as well as numerous other colours. Also I think you'll find that violets are sort of purple..."

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

Nikolay Rerih

Frankenstein egg.

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet.

'I'm afraid our worst suspicions have been confirmed - we found slug, snail and a trace amount of puppydog tail.'

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

Drones deliver gold, frankincense and myrrh to baby Jesus.

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

Fortune Tellers Convention

'Professor Blaupunkt's research, funded by the I.R.S., is to find any signs of taxes on other planets.'