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'Just between you and me, they're all pheromones.'

'What clan do you belong to?'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

Mexican angels.

Prescriptions: "Jack of Clubs?"

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side because she was green, and an 'O' Houligan'..."

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

"I hate hibernating! All our devices need updating. And now we need to go through a thousand phone and text messages."

"Dad, I've geotagged the houses that have bird baths or bird feeders and made an app!"

Pyramid Skiers

Tyrannosaurus Tex

Museum. Fedal System. It's a shame life isn't like European history with a renaissance following the middle ages!

Flight of the Bumble Bee

Eye of Newt Helper

"I'm trying to cross a hen with a dog. . .For pooched eggs."

'Let's set aside the role as the 'Bringer of Death' and explore your desire to dance,'

Spooky Chemistry.

The Dali 'Bama.

Rocket charmer.

'I like to puree before I crunch the numbers.'

"Oh, no! Is there a doctor in the mouse?"

"it has 256 ringtones and I can download more."

"Let's forget the Wizard and go see Dr. Oz!"

'I must warn you that bagpipes sound exactly the same when you've finished learning as when you start. . .'

Nutty Scientist

A Man Hangs Sap Buckets On The Lampposts

A robot smelling a flower

Granted. On a picnic I can appreciate the convenience of chopsporks.

"Know what? I'm not wearing any yogawear."