Science And Magic Blender T-Shirts

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

'It's a selfie.'

Chief of Staff A North American Indian working away in an office.

"What are we doing for Cinco de Mayo this year?"

First O.M.G. church.

Pub Kendo.

Oh you smoothie

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

"Rabbi Mandelbaum?"

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

"This weekend is seriously messing with some of my previously held beliefs."

'Wear them on thanksgiving instead.'

Man Reaches For The Puree Button On The Elevator

"What the hell was in that?!"

"Say your prayers, liturgies, Tefilah, Daily Salat, Sacred Mantra, Ritual Incantation or the secular affirmation of your choice, Varmint!”

"Other than leaving the lid off the blender, I think my first smoothie went rather well!"

'I don't 'do' chewing!'

"Can I spend night at Cruz's house? Por favor? Tu R's bst eva paps!"

"I guess I thought 'Andy and the blenders' was a band."

Bananas eye the blender

Preparing to paint an un-still life.

'...So it's an orange orange Roughy smoothie?'

'Now you tell me the blender has a lid!'