Science And Magic Blender Mugs

"Let's forget the Wizard and go see Dr. Oz!"

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

'It's a selfie.'

"What are we doing for Cinco de Mayo this year?"

Pub Kendo.

Chief of Staff A North American Indian working away in an office.

Oh you smoothie

First O.M.G. church.

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

"Rabbi Mandelbaum?"

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

"This weekend is seriously messing with some of my previously held beliefs."

"What the hell was in that?!"

Wow. That WAS a lot faster.

'Wear them on thanksgiving instead.'

Man Reaches For The Puree Button On The Elevator

''Infinite' will take forever - How about we use curved space?'

"Say your prayers, liturgies, Tefilah, Daily Salat, Sacred Mantra, Ritual Incantation or the secular affirmation of your choice, Varmint!”

"Other than leaving the lid off the blender, I think my first smoothie went rather well!"

'I don't 'do' chewing!'

Robert Plant.

"Can I spend night at Cruz's house? Por favor? Tu R's bst eva paps!"

"I guess I thought 'Andy and the blenders' was a band."

Bananas eye the blender

Preparing to paint an un-still life.

'...So it's an orange orange Roughy smoothie?'

'Ok, I came up with a new name for my invention. Now it's called the cyclone cylinder!'

'Now you tell me the blender has a lid!'

Jewish Origins of "Ave Maria".