Nature Blender Mugs

'Hybrid Genetix: Sand Snullet.'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

New music conference

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

'Yes, the baby should arrive soon: Her nesting instinct is in overdrive!'

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

'Hey - It says here, we're related!'

"Consider yourself chased."

'Are we there yet?'

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

Natural selection.

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

tiger strangling snakes

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."

"What are we doing for Cinco de Mayo this year?"

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

First O.M.G. church.

"Right, I'd better go...corpses on't pick themselves clean y'know!"

Odorant

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

'It's a selfie.'