Science And Mysticism Fan Gifts

'Know your future - palmistry, tarot cards, DNA screening'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'...and so you see our profits, not unlike Sir Isaac Newton, have felt the effects of gravity.'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

Think Tank

I told you we were late!

"I'm going to get you fired."

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

"Actually, not all roses are red. Sometimes they're white as well as numerous other colours. Also I think you'll find that violets are sort of purple..."

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

Nikolay Rerih

Frankenstein egg.

When it comes to health issues, I'd rather listen to a physician than a spin doctor.

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

Fortunes. Tarot. Palms. You punched the fortune teller just because he was smiling? I always wanted to strike a happy medium.

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet.

'I'm afraid our worst suspicions have been confirmed - we found slug, snail and a trace amount of puppydog tail.'

The brief collaboration between Alfred Nobel and Thomas Edison.

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

"Say AHHH...MEN."

Drones deliver gold, frankincense and myrrh to baby Jesus.

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."

'Professor Blaupunkt's research, funded by the I.R.S., is to find any signs of taxes on other planets.'

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

"Don't forget to send selfies."