Schoolday Superstar Gifts

'I can't talk dirty... I'm a third grade teacher.'

"Could I ask just one question?"

Exam

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

"I started a collection!"

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

I drive, therefore I am.

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

"Great! I've finally mastered all my competencies and my teachers still have most of their hair."

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

Clown Shaving

Brownie Points

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

"That's the answer to 'How long till winter break?' I'm looking for the capital

You can tell which seniors got accepted early admission! West Fester High School.

'Straight A's. That means good.'

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

The chosen few

"It helps to read a grade level ahead!"

"Your school report is brilliant! It's going straight into the fireproof box for safe keeping..."

"Hi Ginny, that's a nice new haircut you've got there. Are you trying to be cuter than me?"

'Miss Harrison said it's a better report than the ones you used to get when you were in her class.'

'My classmates voted me most likely to succeed!'

"Says here underage kids can get a hardship license if they have a legitimate reason to drive a car."