Schoolday Superstar Gifts

'I can't talk dirty... I'm a third grade teacher.'

"Could I ask just one question?"

Exam

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"I started a collection!"

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

I drive, therefore I am.

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

"Great! I've finally mastered all my competencies and my teachers still have most of their hair."

"That's the answer to 'How long till winter break?' I'm looking for the capital

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

Brownie Points

Clown Shaving

'Straight A's. That means good.'

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

The chosen few

"Hi Ginny, that's a nice new haircut you've got there. Are you trying to be cuter than me?"

"It helps to read a grade level ahead!"

"Your school report is brilliant! It's going straight into the fireproof box for safe keeping..."

'Miss Harrison said it's a better report than the ones you used to get when you were in her class.'

"Says here underage kids can get a hardship license if they have a legitimate reason to drive a car."

'My classmates voted me most likely to succeed!'

'It's hard to believe that at home, she's a mommy.'