School Year Navigator Gifts

"I don't like a school year that begins with 'while you were out'."

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

'Yes, grammar rules do evolve over time, but making up your own to 'stay ahead of the curve' won't work in this English class!'

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

"It's going to be one of those days."

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

'An actual History lesson is set for June...'

"I'm afraid these grades aren't giving me a very satisfying vicarious life."

'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

Financial Services For Lawyers...Beginner's Class...

'Trade you lunches?'

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

"Tests! That's one thing I don't like about the end of school. I can't believe it! You're not finished studying, either?"

'Nice going, Mom.You ate my entire insect collection. Now I'll fail biology class at school.'

'I know we're not 'almost there,' but I keep asking just to keep her focused.'

'I've lost 2 pounds thanks to the new healthy school lunches. I don't eat them.'

'Son, your teacher told me that you're having trouble focusing and other things that I zoned out on...'

"My dog? Why no, Miss, space aliens ate my homework!"

"I thought that assignment from my school was spam."

"I wouldn't worry, at his age grunting to communicate is quite normal."

'Can I carry your computer disks to school?'

'Well, Mr. 'Let's get him a fish they're no trouble at all,' you're on.'

Eskimo mom to kid: 'I can't believe you had a brain freeze during the test on the Ice Age.'

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'

"How was your test?"