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"I don't like a school year that begins with 'while you were out'."

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

'Yes, grammar rules do evolve over time, but making up your own to 'stay ahead of the curve' won't work in this English class!'

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

"It's going to be one of those days."

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

'An actual History lesson is set for June...'

"I'm afraid these grades aren't giving me a very satisfying vicarious life."

'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

Financial Services For Lawyers...Beginner's Class...

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

'Trade you lunches?'

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

"Tests! That's one thing I don't like about the end of school. I can't believe it! You're not finished studying, either?"

'I've lost 2 pounds thanks to the new healthy school lunches. I don't eat them.'

The 18-hole course is to the left and a 9-hole course is to the right --- Which do you want to play? I'll decide after my first tee shot?

'Nice going, Mom.You ate my entire insect collection. Now I'll fail biology class at school.'

'I know we're not 'almost there,' but I keep asking just to keep her focused.'

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

'Son, your teacher told me that you're having trouble focusing and other things that I zoned out on...'

"My dog? Why no, Miss, space aliens ate my homework!"

"I thought that assignment from my school was spam."

'Can I carry your computer disks to school?'

"I wouldn't worry, at his age grunting to communicate is quite normal."

Eskimo mom to kid: 'I can't believe you had a brain freeze during the test on the Ice Age.'

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'

'Well, Mr. 'Let's get him a fish they're no trouble at all,' you're on.'