School Talent Show Pillows

"Gracie, I don't think you can read a book for your school talent show."

"I'm entering the school talent show!"

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

Exam

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"I started a collection!"

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

The Drummer

King of Music.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

Trump commissions song

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

'Straight A's. That means good.'

"Great. I guess he'll win again."

Flautist

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

"I'm a TV producer. I can get you on one of those fake judge programs, and you'll both become famous."