School Talent Show Gifts

"Gracie, I don't think you can read a book for your school talent show."

"I'm entering the school talent show!"

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

Exam

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

Hi, sweetie! How was the talent show? Did they enjoy your Clay Aiken tribute?

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

"I started a collection!"

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

King of Music.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

The Drummer

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

For our eco-night entertainment we have Kim's "Dance Against Global Warming," Zahir's "Rap for the Eco Cure" and Twig's "Post-Carbon Poetry Slam." How about you, Jason? I'll explain metal organic vapor deposition in solar panels. Well! We'll see who's into heavy metal.

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

Trump commissions song

"Lenders are a lot more cautious about 'interest free' mortgages these days. "

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

'Straight A's. That means good.'

"Great. I guess he'll win again."

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'