School Art Showcase Pillows

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

Painting taking root...

Candle Portraits.

Face painting by numbers.

Picasso: The Early Years

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

Creation of Red Wine

"It's a mobile."

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

Show and Tell.

Instant art

For our eco-night entertainment we have Kim's "Dance Against Global Warming," Zahir's "Rap for the Eco Cure" and Twig's "Post-Carbon Poetry Slam." How about you, Jason? I'll explain metal organic vapor deposition in solar panels. Well! We'll see who's into heavy metal.

'You're no Pollock.'

El Greco

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Michelangelo's David is cleaned every two months.

'He hacked it off because the women in his weekly painting group never stopped gassing!'

McCartney art exhibition: 'The only reason they gave him the show is because he's got a famous daughter'

Why does every kid want the wallet size? School picture, early days.

'I call it 'No Admittance'.'

'Oh Rats! I can't be creative with a box of flat crayons!'

"Dad, you don't understand...I can't get my hair cut just anywhere! This is for school pictures! My hair needs to be perfect!"

"Your work holds up quite well, Ben."

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

Not only did I flunk my science presentation, it went viral on YouTube!

"This is the show, Madam."

"Mr. Wickers called me 'gifted' in front of the whole class. I'm ruined."

'Forget the artwork who made the martinis?!'