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"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

Painting taking root...

Candle Portraits.

Face painting by numbers.

Picasso: The Early Years

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

Creation of Red Wine

"It's a mobile."

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

Show and Tell.

El Greco

Instant art

'You're no Pollock.'

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Michelangelo's David is cleaned every two months.

'He hacked it off because the women in his weekly painting group never stopped gassing!'

'I call it 'No Admittance'.'

'Oh Rats! I can't be creative with a box of flat crayons!'

"Your work holds up quite well, Ben."

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

"Dad, you don't understand...I can't get my hair cut just anywhere! This is for school pictures! My hair needs to be perfect!"

"This is the show, Madam."

"Mr. Wickers called me 'gifted' in front of the whole class. I'm ruined."

'Forget the artwork who made the martinis?!'

A caveman art exhibition