School Art Exhibition T-Shirts

"It's a mobile."

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

"Well....I could've done this!"

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

Painting taking root...

It's a call from Tate modern.

Candle Portraits.

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Picasso: The Early Years

Creation of Red Wine

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

Cartooning 101: Figure Drawing

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

"I read 'Art News.'"

Leaves falling out of a painting.

Van Go

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

Show and Tell.

Instant art

'You're no Pollock.'

El Greco

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

A Science and Art Conversation.

"Who's the artist?"

Michelangelo's David is cleaned every two months.