School Art Exhibition Mugs

"It's a mobile."

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

"Well....I could've done this!"

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

Painting taking root...

It's a call from Tate modern.

Candle Portraits.

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

Picasso: The Early Years

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Creation of Red Wine

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

Leaves falling out of a painting.

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

"I read 'Art News.'"

Cartooning 101: Figure Drawing

Van Go

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

Show and Tell.

El Greco

'You're no Pollock.'

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

Instant art

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

Unfinished Masterpiece.

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

McCartney art exhibition: 'The only reason they gave him the show is because he's got a famous daughter'

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'

Why does every kid want the wallet size? School picture, early days.

Michelangelo's David is cleaned every two months.