School Portrait Week T-Shirts

'Make sure your hair looks nice, it's school portrait week!'

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

"It's a mobile."

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

Diego Velasquez

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

Mythical Family of Four.

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

'Are you done yet?'

Show and Tell.

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

El Greco

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

Artistic Licence.

'I know you've worked hard on it, dear, but maybe we should get the Rabbi a . . . uh. . . 'back up' birthday present too?'

"Well, Timmy's academic results show that he has an exceptional instinct, well above the standard "basic instinct"..."

Why does every kid want the wallet size? School picture, early days.

Robert Charles Durman Mitchum caricature

Catherine the Great with her daughter Nora Soso

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

"Dad, you don't understand...I can't get my hair cut just anywhere! This is for school pictures! My hair needs to be perfect!"

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

Not only did I flunk my science presentation, it went viral on YouTube!

"Mr. Wickers called me 'gifted' in front of the whole class. I'm ruined."

"Very effective talk on the power of non-verbal communication."

"There! - It looks like you now!!"

'It's the least I can do. I don't have enough money to get cloned.'

'She leaves before I finish her portrait.'

"Five hundred years from now, who'll know the difference?"

Leonardo Da Vinci tries to make the Mona Lisa smile.