School Portrait Week Gifts

'Make sure your hair looks nice, it's school portrait week!'

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

"It's a mobile."

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

Diego Velasquez

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

Mythical Family of Four.

'Are you done yet?'

Show and Tell.

El Greco

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

Artistic Licence.

'I know you've worked hard on it, dear, but maybe we should get the Rabbi a . . . uh. . . 'back up' birthday present too?'

"Well, Timmy's academic results show that he has an exceptional instinct, well above the standard "basic instinct"..."

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

"Dad, you don't understand...I can't get my hair cut just anywhere! This is for school pictures! My hair needs to be perfect!"

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

Catherine the Great with her daughter Nora Soso

"Mr. Wickers called me 'gifted' in front of the whole class. I'm ruined."

'She leaves before I finish her portrait.'

"Very effective talk on the power of non-verbal communication."

"There! - It looks like you now!!"

'It's the least I can do. I don't have enough money to get cloned.'

Leonardo Da Vinci tries to make the Mona Lisa smile.

"Five hundred years from now, who'll know the difference?"

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."