School Photography Day Gifts

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

"It's a mobile."

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

'LOVELY school. But where's the library?' 'What's a library?'

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

"SUPERintendent! What kind of powers do you have?"

'Do you feel as foolish as I do, having a conference with Billy's teaching machine?'

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

"Dad, you don't understand...I can't get my hair cut just anywhere! This is for school pictures! My hair needs to be perfect!"

Antique Selfie

"Mr. Wickers called me 'gifted' in front of the whole class. I'm ruined."

"Very effective talk on the power of non-verbal communication."

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

'An egg and spoon race! That's horrible!'

A picture can be much more interesting if taken from a strange or funny angle.

"Great, just great! School photos are tomorrow..."

"Are there any questions about the Battle of Austerlitz?"

School Open.

'This wouldn't have happened if you'd saved to send me to a private school.'

The Middle-School Dance

Short man standing on stilts to take a picture with a camera on a tripod.

"Tia Carmen, can I have a few bucks for the vending machines?"

"And to conclude my report on Jupiter, I would just like to say we had lasagne at my house last night."

"I'm lactose-intolerant, so can I say 'beans' instead?"

'For God's sake, Billy, stop this...Your stupid dinosaur just isn't worth it!'

"Do you have anything that will get Magic Marker off a dry erase board?"

'A room with a bath please - the school shower is broken.'