School Photo Day Gifts

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

School picture

"Yeah, my mum never buys individual school photos. With so many of us, it's cheaper to get a group photo..."

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"It's a mobile."

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

'LOVELY school. But where's the library?' 'What's a library?'

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

'Do you feel as foolish as I do, having a conference with Billy's teaching machine?'

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

"Dad, you don't understand...I can't get my hair cut just anywhere! This is for school pictures! My hair needs to be perfect!"

"Mr. Wickers called me 'gifted' in front of the whole class. I'm ruined."

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

'An egg and spoon race! That's horrible!'

"Great, just great! School photos are tomorrow..."

'You can just quit giving your brother human ears missy!'

School Open.

'This wouldn't have happened if you'd saved to send me to a private school.'

The Middle-School Dance

"I'm lactose-intolerant, so can I say 'beans' instead?"

'A room with a bath please - the school shower is broken.'

"Baldo, I can't believe you waited 'til the last minute to get your hair cut! You have school pictures tomorrow, and your barber is closed. That's nothing but procrastination!"

"Hold it! What am I doing? I've never been here. And I got class pictures tomorrow! Why didn't I leave when I had the chance?"

'I think I'm going to need a wide angled lens...'

'I'm doing this just to show my daughter there's no harm in losing.'

Waving...

A Stay at Home Dad on the First Day of School.

'Make sure your hair looks nice, it's school portrait week!'

'Remember to comb your hair for that school bus pass photography, Jimmy...'

"Well, you're in good hands. When people come to Jerome's, I give them exactly what they came for!"

"Dang! I can't believe it! Miguel's is closed!"