Photo Day Gifts

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

Polly txt speak

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

'Super Dog'

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"Fill it up!"

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

'Riley, I think it's time you learned the truth... You're adopted.'

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

Dog ignores angry cat.

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"Pssst. Fake poop."

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

"While you make the sales presentation, Monica. I'll scope out the room and try to identify this company's Achilles heel!"

Dog Wrestling.

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

Family Portrait Abuse.

'Are we having fun yet?'

'Here's a picture of my mom before Photoshop!'

Destiny is all...

"You're spoiling that dog again!"

Man trying to take pictures of wild birds at feeder.

'What is it with dogs and the thrill of getting caught?'

'Who's best friend are you?'

"How nice it is of Master to install a bird attractor for us! Hide and get ready: here comes a pigeon..."

"I never heard her say she was leaving you in charge."