Photo Day Gifts

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

Polly txt speak

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

'Super Dog'

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"Fill it up!"

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

'Riley, I think it's time you learned the truth... You're adopted.'

Dog ignores angry cat.

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

"Pssst. Fake poop."

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

Dog Wrestling.

"While you make the sales presentation, Monica. I'll scope out the room and try to identify this company's Achilles heel!"

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

Family Portrait Abuse.

'Are we having fun yet?'

'Here's a picture of my mom before Photoshop!'

'What is it with dogs and the thrill of getting caught?'

Destiny is all...

'Who's best friend are you?'

Man trying to take pictures of wild birds at feeder.

Why does every kid want the wallet size? School picture, early days.

"You're spoiling that dog again!"

"I'm just saying, studies show that owning a human can improve the quality of your life."

"How nice it is of Master to install a bird attractor for us! Hide and get ready: here comes a pigeon..."