School Photography Day Pillows

Why does every kid want the wallet size? School picture, early days.

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

"It's a mobile."

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

'LOVELY school. But where's the library?' 'What's a library?'

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

For our eco-night entertainment we have Kim's "Dance Against Global Warming," Zahir's "Rap for the Eco Cure" and Twig's "Post-Carbon Poetry Slam." How about you, Jason? I'll explain metal organic vapor deposition in solar panels. Well! We'll see who's into heavy metal.

"SUPERintendent! What kind of powers do you have?"

'Do you feel as foolish as I do, having a conference with Billy's teaching machine?'

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

Antique Selfie

"Dad, you don't understand...I can't get my hair cut just anywhere! This is for school pictures! My hair needs to be perfect!"

"Mr. Wickers called me 'gifted' in front of the whole class. I'm ruined."

A picture can be much more interesting if taken from a strange or funny angle.

"Very effective talk on the power of non-verbal communication."

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

'An egg and spoon race! That's horrible!'

Pinata Pranks

School Open.

'My family's eyes are all blue! You had the camera setting on red out!'

"Are there any questions about the Battle of Austerlitz?"

"Great, just great! School photos are tomorrow..."

Our dance has to be sustainable. I'll send electronic invites. Eco Club. We can hang white LED Christmas lights. The food will be seasonal! Ice cream? W. Fester School.

'This wouldn't have happened if you'd saved to send me to a private school.'

The Middle-School Dance

"And to conclude my report on Jupiter, I would just like to say we had lasagne at my house last night."

Short man standing on stilts to take a picture with a camera on a tripod.

"Tia Carmen, can I have a few bucks for the vending machines?"

"I'm lactose-intolerant, so can I say 'beans' instead?"

"Baldo, I can't believe you waited 'til the last minute to get your hair cut! You have school pictures tomorrow, and your barber is closed. That's nothing but procrastination!"

"Do you have anything that will get Magic Marker off a dry erase board?"