School Photo Hero Pillows

"Well, you're in good hands. When people come to Jerome's, I give them exactly what they came for!"

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"Could I ask just one question?"

Exam

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"I started a collection!"

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

'This handheld computer is very useful for teaching. It displays my lesson plan, calander, key files, and an extensive menu of put-downs for hecklers and classroom clowns.'

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

'While outsourcing is a common business practice, you may not ousource your research and homework assignments, Fletcher.'

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"I passed the three R's. Now I need some R and R!"

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

"She's a high grade teacher."

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

"Of course, that's only a first draft."

"SUPERintendent! What kind of powers do you have?"

Help. High performing teacher trapped in low performing pay scale.

"Great! I've finally mastered all my competencies and my teachers still have most of their hair."

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

'Ok, class, let's take attendance. Joey?'

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."