School Photo Hero Mugs

"Well, you're in good hands. When people come to Jerome's, I give them exactly what they came for!"

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"Could I ask just one question?"

Exam

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

'This handheld computer is very useful for teaching. It displays my lesson plan, calander, key files, and an extensive menu of put-downs for hecklers and classroom clowns.'

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

"I started a collection!"

'While outsourcing is a common business practice, you may not ousource your research and homework assignments, Fletcher.'

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

"I passed the three R's. Now I need some R and R!"

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

"She's a high grade teacher."

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

"SUPERintendent! What kind of powers do you have?"

"Of course, that's only a first draft."

Help. High performing teacher trapped in low performing pay scale.

"Great! I've finally mastered all my competencies and my teachers still have most of their hair."

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

'Ok, class, let's take attendance. Joey?'

You can tell which seniors got accepted early admission! West Fester High School.

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."