School Art Enthusiast Pillows

'Oh Rats! I can't be creative with a box of flat crayons!'

The Art Student.

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

The Artist

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"I'm afraid you were drawn too big and not centered on the page."

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

'Projectile painting.'

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

Just call me Picasso!

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

"It's a mobile."

"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

German School

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

Vincent Van Og.

"Finally...school starts next week."

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

Cartooning 101: Figure Drawing

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

Art Plagiarism

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

Modern Portrait Gallery

Cubism Model

'Picasso'