School Secretary Gifts

'The principal is busy right now, so I have to put you on hold. Would you like to hear our mission statement sung by the school chorus?'

'Billy can't come to school because he has a stomach ache? Wow!'

Sign in Principals Office: Please Wait To Be Yelled At. Thank You.

"Could you please put my Mom on your no call list?"

"You aren't fooling anyone, Mrs. Beck. We know your daughter has a rash."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

Ethics exam cheater.

Copycats

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

I will study my speling words...

Out and In.

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

'T.M.I.F.'

Storm in the out tray

37 years in the same position.

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

Here and There Trays

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

"Morning, all!"

Someone who knows apostrophes

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'