School Run Experts Gifts

'Getting my children to get out of bed and go to school was hard - So I bought a cattle-prod...'

"We thought this was more realistic."

I drive, therefore I am.

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

'Being a brilliant,inspiring teacher is NOT adequate, Hackwell....'

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

'My mum drives me to school. She says it isn't safe to walk with all the cars.'

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

Penguin kid to parents: 'Big deal! You're grounding me!'

"Tell me the story about Jonah and the big fish again, Dad."

'Just doing the school run.'

'You're being evacuated to a better catchment area.'

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

Mommy and daddy Are Always Right!

"Yes, you look presentable. Now get on!"

"He doesn't have to worry about his preschool placement - he interviews well."

"I'll explain later."

'This is our real-time chat room.'

'I didn't write the report. I printed it directly from the Internet, but I did all of the stapling and collating myself.'

'Actually, this is my vacation. I'm a substitute teacher.'

'Did Dr. Spock ever write anything about how to handle PARENTS?'

"Jeffrey, this is Marcus, your new Stunt Double. He'll be riding your tricycle for you from now on."

'Sorry dear, I have to go straight to work tomorrow.'

'Of course, like everything for kids, some assembly is required.'

'I appreciate the ride, Mom, but it's gotten a little weird since you started driving a school bus.'

"I won it for being lice-free."

'The aurora borealis. Which is why you should never name something with your mouth full.'

'I'm arranging for you to get to school by car pool.'

"Is there something wrong with the car, Mom?"

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'I didn't run for class president because I was unsure if your credit rating could stand the scrutiny.'

"Can Joey come out and steal?"

'It may only be the school run but our Mom had to use two nicotine patches to make sure she made it.'

"We need the naughty/nice list for all holidays."

"C'mon,c'mon,c'mon and get me, copper!"