School Routines T-Shirts

'Getting my children to get out of bed and go to school was hard - So I bought a cattle-prod...'

'That was fun!'

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Yearbook

Back to work...

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Future garbage truck driver.

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

Bird Tweet.

The best PE teacher in the World.

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

"Could you repeat that word?"

Paul goes home for the holidays

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

Fear of news.

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

Tired Barbie

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

"Great coffee, Carole."

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

Toothbrush Romance

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

Alarmistclock

French Early Bird

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

I drive, therefore I am.

'Would you like a push Dear?'

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'