School Routines Gifts

'Getting my children to get out of bed and go to school was hard - So I bought a cattle-prod...'

'That was fun!'

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Yearbook

Back to work...

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Future garbage truck driver.

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

The best PE teacher in the World.

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

Paul goes home for the holidays

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

"Could you repeat that word?"

Fear of news.

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

Tired Barbie

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

Toothbrush Romance

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

French Early Bird

"Great coffee, Carole."

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

Alarmistclock

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

I drive, therefore I am.

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

'Would you like a push Dear?'

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'