School Progress Gifts

"But the good news is you can stop saving up for my college education."

"Sign my yearbook?"

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

"He's my school project for science class."

Are your parents here? Spring play! I can't tell.

How's your nephew doing in human school this year? Great! He has a calculator and spell checker like last year, and this fall new features have been added. With new translation software he can take language classes now, and for social studies he just clicks "history." Bonjour! I'm so proud! He has the school's highest G.P.A.! Other students can't copy off him anymore because he started using encrypted code. His favorite upgrade is the enhanced ability to process school lunches. He's bee

'Oh, Christ.'

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

'Mistakes were made...'

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

"First let me say that your father and I really, really wanted to like your performance."

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

'So what is the consulting that you got an 'A' for?'

'Yes, your son does ask questions in class but they're always 'Can I have the hall pass?'.'

'Explain to us, son, how gaining nine A levels is uncool and damages your street cred.'

'Daddy Daddy, guess what: I'll play the Unicorn in the school play!'

"Second grade is tough, little brother. It's the year teachers no longer believe your dog ate your homework."

"Finally! Summer is here! That means we're one year closer to college!"

'I guess my love for Miss Rogers is over...I passed third grade.'

'If you ever need any help with your bookkeeping, I got an A in arithmetic!'

"Great first glide son! Oh, by the way, remind me to teach you how to land tomorrow..."

"We're proud that Jeremy is a budding artist. He got 'A' in a class for downloading clip art."

'The good news I got an 'A' in School Lunch.'

"There is excellent opportunity for advancement in this company. I didn't start out as an executive, you know."

'Please sir, I did give you the correct answer. But, you gave me the wrong question.'

"It's my week to be responsible for the class plant."

"Listen kid, you may have been a big man on playground."

'I was only promoted to fourth grade ten minutes ago, and I've already wiped third grade out of my mind.'

Beginner Level Escalators

Technological Advances