School Paper Enthusiast Gifts

Rodney Krebs: Class Valedictorian or G.P.A. whore?

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

Back to school.

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Stationery Shop

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

"Finally...school starts next week."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

-"Wife and kids?" -"No, a photo of a set of beautifully prepared accounts."

Parent Involvement Tip #1

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

"Not succinct or to the point Ambrose...just how we like it!"

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

'Hang on a minute! We forgot to write down that check number in the giant register...'

Colin finds it difficult to let go of paperwork.

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

IN, IN OVER MY HEAD

Do what you can to flatten the curve

International House of Paperwork

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."