School Paper Enthusiast Gifts

Rodney Krebs: Class Valedictorian or G.P.A. whore?

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Stationery Shop

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

"Finally...school starts next week."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

-"Wife and kids?" -"No, a photo of a set of beautifully prepared accounts."

Parent Involvement Tip #1

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

"Not succinct or to the point Ambrose...just how we like it!"

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

Do what you can to flatten the curve

Colin finds it difficult to let go of paperwork.

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

IN, IN OVER MY HEAD

'Hang on a minute! We forgot to write down that check number in the giant register...'

International House of Paperwork

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"