School Headmaster Gifts

'It's your headmaster, Fatty. He's worried you're being bullied at school.'

"It's not fair, dad, I'm being called names an' bullied at school 'cos we won the lottery an' we're rich."

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

Yummy Mummies

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"Getting into a fight is one thing, but did you have to get into a class-clearing brawl?"

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

'Let's put it this way Tommy, if we could go below F minus you would be forging new territory!'

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

'Long term I want student achievement to increase. Short time I want a cup of coffee and a biscotti.'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'I tell you, dad, Miss Hamilton is a witch!'

"I learned one thing today. Attitude trumps aptitude!"

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

"The principal has sat in on so many of my classes, I'm thinking of giving him the exam."

A new schoolmaster testing students on geography

Teacher's Inbox: In One Ear/Out The Other

"After reviewing your resume, I don't think you should be teaching English - I think you should be study English."

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

'I wasn't playing hooky -- I was fleeing the deteriorating public school system.'

Education Guidance

2B or not 2B

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

"She's a high grade teacher."

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

'You can't blame the kids for being restless when we have math teachers teaching French, and English teachers teaching science.'

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.