School Debate Fan Gifts

"As a teacher, I think schools should be closed until the Autumn, for the sake of the children."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.

'So what if few limp-wristed girlie men think we're too extreme!'

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

Antiwar Democrats Get Tough

"Putin's prime critic was killed. That would never happen in U.S. politics, because nothing gets done here!"

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

The Conservative majority in parliament leaves the Liberal party powerless

Self Checkout

Impeachment

Mega Pharmaceuticals Legal Dept. What if we claim a generic knockoff of our miracle drug is blasphemous?

The George Bush Library Tour.

"Resistance" Democrats Promise Bipartisanship with the Same Republicans They Called Scum

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

'So...who do you think you will vote for?'

'Actually it's not the first time I've seen a political candidate do that.'

Vote For Me: The winning over of voters.

Chuck Schumer

Get Over It, You Remoaners!

..anarchists, terrorists, radicals and looters will tear down our great country

The delegitimization effort.

Two Americas

George Will

The partisan cafe

Bring on the Crazy

'Must be some way we can blame that on Obama. . .'

"There's nothing in the constitution that guarantees women the right to choose air."

"We have broken the stalemate and the U.S. government is again open for business!!"