School Council Member Gifts

"I'm running for class president. They're going to run a background check on you."

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

"Coronavirus, masks requirements, falling test scores, student violence - we need to be able to pray in school!"

'Ooops! My mistake. That was the yearly budget estimate, no the monthly estimate.'

"We've been campaigning for years to encourage central government to delegate more powers to local authorities..."

'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

"Rudy, did you realize it's illegal for a boss to tell his minion how to vote?...And that therefore, I would never tell you to vote for my friend Patsy Marionette, for city council?"

'Someone come and mediate our argument about mediation!'

"I'm enjoying kindergarten except for all the politics!"

"The good news is, the children in the district have strong writing skills. The bad news is, we have sustained a letter-writing campaign from the third grade."

Roller skater see a sign: Nightmareville Pop. 5679 Beware Of Government Red Tape

"I suppose you’re wondering why I summoned you, minion." "Not really, boss." "I’ve noticed a disturbing trend: bikinis are getting smaller and smaller, so small, in fact, that they no longer hide anything." "I think it’s about time our cafe took a stand and did something to outlaw this moral decay." "That’s why I’ve arranged for you to hand ‘campaign donations’ to several city councilmembers." "This doesn’t have anything to do with our declining donut sales, does it?" "People should never have t

"Paved in gold? Oh my, no. With out crumbling infrastructure we're doing well if the streets are paved at all."

'Our drug cartel would like to help Lambeth Council fight the cuts, respecting criteria of inclusion and diversity.'

'Why don't we just close the schools, and do it all with correspondence courses!'

Gentrification vs Manchester...

'I really think you should check your pools, sir.'

"Your heart won't tolerate any more town-hall meetings."

'There's a meeting at school tonight, Dad. The superintendent, the principal, the school board, and you.'

'Wait a minute! Aren't you the chap who refused planning permission on the St., Mary's church extension?'

'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'

'Just take a smidgeon off.'

'I'm considering a run for class president. Do we have any skeletons in our closet I should first know about?'

Controversial Boxes

District Budget Meeting: Asprin

'That's the Director of Housing. She isn't taking the news of the rates freeze too well...'