School Council Member Mugs

"I'm running for class president. They're going to run a background check on you."

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

"Coronavirus, masks requirements, falling test scores, student violence - we need to be able to pray in school!"

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

Ask Sadie Advice Hour. What's your problem?! I don't want to vaccinate my kids. But my husband does. What do I do? Excellent question. It reminds me of the time Mother Cohen and Father Cohen were arguing about vaccinating us kids. Father Cohen accused her of being a pawn of the Illuminati's attempt to use diphtheria to mutate us into ape-people. Mother Cohen accused him of being anti-Darwinian. That's when Father Cohen brought up her illicit fling with Chuck Darwin, and all heck broke loose. Um

'Ooops! My mistake. That was the yearly budget estimate, no the monthly estimate.'

"We've been campaigning for years to encourage central government to delegate more powers to local authorities..."

"It's come to my attention that our sister city has been borrowing our city's clothes without even asking."

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

"Rudy, did you realize it's illegal for a boss to tell his minion how to vote?...And that therefore, I would never tell you to vote for my friend Patsy Marionette, for city council?"

'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

The Mayor Alonzo Q. Furdweiller Pothole. Looks like the mayor and the city council are bickering again.

'Someone come and mediate our argument about mediation!'

"I'm enjoying kindergarten except for all the politics!"

Boss, what would you say if I told you that if you don't give me a raise, I'll go work somewhere else? I'd say "Wouldn't it be a shame if your letter of recommendation mentioned how you're an awful employee?" And I'd say "Isn't it a shame the town council has made sure this is the only cafe within fifty miles?" But the way, have you delivered my latest care packages to the council members? Very bad man.

Power corrupts: McDonalds.

"The good news is, the children in the district have strong writing skills. The bad news is, we have sustained a letter-writing campaign from the third grade."

Roller skater see a sign: Nightmareville Pop. 5679 Beware Of Government Red Tape

Gentrification vs Manchester...

"Paved in gold? Oh my, no. With out crumbling infrastructure we're doing well if the streets are paved at all."

'Our drug cartel would like to help Lambeth Council fight the cuts, respecting criteria of inclusion and diversity.'

Student Council. Ernie's no longer on the student council, but he's sticking around as a lobbyist.

'I really think you should check your pools, sir.'

'Why don't we just close the schools, and do it all with correspondence courses!'

"I suppose you’re wondering why I summoned you, minion." "Not really, boss." "I’ve noticed a disturbing trend: bikinis are getting smaller and smaller, so small, in fact, that they no longer hide anything." "I think it’s about time our cafe took a stand and did something to outlaw this moral decay." "That’s why I’ve arranged for you to hand ‘campaign donations’ to several city councilmembers." "This doesn’t have anything to do with our declining donut sales, does it?" "People should never have t

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"Your heart won't tolerate any more town-hall meetings."

'There's a meeting at school tonight, Dad. The superintendent, the principal, the school board, and you.'

'Wait a minute! Aren't you the chap who refused planning permission on the St., Mary's church extension?'

'Just take a smidgeon off.'

'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'

'I'd like to ask the council's advice on how to get the congregation to sit closer to the front of the church.'

Controversial Boxes

'I'm considering a run for class president. Do we have any skeletons in our closet I should first know about?'

District Budget Meeting: Asprin