School Campaigner Gifts

'I'm running for student council president. Would you care to donate to my superpac?'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

Palin 2012

Jerry Brown.

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

Fahrenheit 911.

Friends of the Earth

"Every year I lobby for a tax on penguins, seals and polar bears and every year NOTHING!"

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

Trump holds 'Vote for Me!' sign at the bottom of the Statue of Liberty.

Scott Walker keeps his job.

"How much marketing do we need to save this situation?"

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

If students are more than a test score why aren't teachers?

"What factors influenced your decision to use this particular exit?"

"If they add one more mandatory standardized test... we'll have to lengthen the school year!"

'The terms of my parole make it impossible for me to return to my seat in congress with known criminals.'

"No more fake news, alternative facts, or conspiracy theories. If elected, I promise to go back to old-fashioned lying!"

Vote

'Any Questions?. . . Anyone else?'

'Fasten yourself to your seats please.'

Daisy Bates and Harry Morant.

"Good news! - We've put our collective heads together and we've all come to the historic decision that something actually needs to be done about climate change. . .!!"

Save Our Lagoons

Welcome to Washington DC...Beware election year politics.

'Save the Whales' campaigner.

Oh no! What's wrong? I tweeted a sarcastic insult about Brian Blount, my nemesis in the race for class president. So? So … the sarcasm didn't come through. All my followers think I was praising him. Oh. Yeah, well sarcasm's tricky online. Oh no! My followers are confused about where my loyalties lie. Oh no! Some of them are calling me a sellout. They're saying they're disillusioned! Oh no! Now they've split into two factions, those who say I'm a sellout and those who say maybe Brian Blount isn't

Student Council. Ernie's no longer on the student council, but he's sticking around as a lobbyist.

Man wearing 'Save the whale, rainforst,legalise pot..' t shirt "I think you need to be more focussed."

'We love the environment - we go there every summer.'

"I know you're angry at me - I'm angry at me, too!"

European Elections

'Let's see, you've got remember political prisoners ... remember cancer sufferers ... remember victims of abuse ... remember to put the cat out ...'